“How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations and Wisdom for Men Who Have too Much”–an owner’s manual

Jacob. Richard and Owen Thomas. “How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much”, Quirk Books, 2009.

Such a Problem!!!

Amos Lassen

I am sure that the title of this book caught your eye—either because you have huge penis or because you want one for whatever reason. This little book just goes to prove that there is a book for everything and it sits on my shelves right next to “The Handjob Handbook” and the guide to creating more interesting pubic hairdos.

The authors refer to a huge penis as OMG (oversized male genitalia) and obviously they felt that there was a need for a book of this kind. With that said, I am sure that a lot of men claim that they really need this book so here it is. Written tongue in cheek, the book guides us through a self-help program on how to deal with a large Willy. We learn that many men have this problem and society is non-supportive and places them on the fringes of life. The book teaches us acceptance of these men (and I said acceptance and not tolerance) and gives them a sense of self esteem. The book also provides prayers, poetry and even a journal where one can jot his thoughts on his organ, quotes from other huge penis owners. We get hints on how to stand nonchalantly at a urinal, on telling our friends are family or COWAHP (coming out with a huge penis), on dealing with sex, and the advantages of being well endowed.

It is interesting to consider that a huge penis brings huge problems. Wearing shorts can be a problem and the morning erection can be a real “ball-breaker”.

I have read some of the other reviews of this book and I must say that they are original and if for nothing else, this book can inspire some really interesting writing.

The book is a satire and it is well written and a lot of fun. It is impossible to read it without a chuckle and the wit is wonderful. I thought of leaving it out on my coffee table so the people came over to visit they would have an idea of what might be in store for them.

As I have said, the book is great fun but….what about those that indeed have huge schwanzes? Is here a real book for them or do they just have to suffer?